Peter_porker

What is Peter_porker?


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Pale, slightly muscular creature, indigenous to the UK. Is often seen on weekend doing drugs, partying hard, and banging women left and right. If it feels threatened, it will wave its ginormous penis at fellow competitors to intimidate them. Commonly found living in a badly-wallpapered dwelling, usually in a nest of comic books and pairs upon pairs of shoes.

Man: Dood, I just got hit in the face by a Peter_Porker!

Dood: Quit bitching, man; it just means he was intimidated by you! You should feel flattered that you got a taste of his fresh loin meat!

See bitch magnet, motherfucker, ahp


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