What is Petrosexual?
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A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.
A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual
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A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.
John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.
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A person who is sexually attracted to their pet animal(s) and not to human beings.
"Ooh, did you hear about John? He prefers to date his pets rather than girls. He Must be a petrosexual."
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A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.
"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."
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