Peyton Manning

What is Peyton Manning?


1.

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

See peyton, manning, colts, indianapolis, super, bowl

2.

Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.

"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"

See quarterback, mvp

3.

Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player.

If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!

See football, colts, television, tom brady

4.

probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?

Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"

end of game

Tom Brady: "sobs"

Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"

See champion, winner, amazing, mvp, money

5.

way better QB than brady, despite his stats. Brady only wins cause he has a good team to back him up. TOM BRADY IS A FAGGOT PUSSY WHO RUNS FROM FIGHTS

1)Fight during 2007 Regular season patriots vs Steelers game

-Brady starts talking trash and is running away like a little pussy

2)There is a fumble right next to brady he steps back and lets everyone else deal with it. Peyton Manning wud get in there

3)Both Brady and Peyton Manning run with the ball. Brady slides down like a lil pussy and Peyton Manning tries to break through

4) Tom Brady stares at his Center's Ass a little too much.

5)Brady cries too fuckin much

6) He got girls pregnent and ran from them

7) Peyton Manning wud BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM

See awesome, bamf, colts, peyton, manning

6.

A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.

Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?

Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.

See sellout, moron, quarterback, idiot, crybaby

7.

Most overrated QB in the National Football League. Won only won Super Bowl. Is on too many stupid comercials.

Peyton Manning is so overrated.

See peyton manning, colts, sucks, manning, peyton


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