What is Pflange?
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Many believe 'flange' is the correct spelling, but it's simply a misuse of the glorious English language. "Flange" is actually spelt, "PFLANGE," with a silent P.
You know it makes sense.
I was the first person to use it too. Anybody who denies that is simply a misuse of grammar jibing, misspelling fool! And hell YOU DON'T WANNA BE A MISUSE OF GRAMMAR JIBING, MISSPELLING FOOL!!!
Oh, and it can mean anything you like.
"Stop! Remove your pflange from my face or my MOM will shoot!" - the X-rated version of the classic film.
"MM THERE GURL U B LOOKIN MOIGHTY FOINE WIV YA PFLANGE N YA MINGE IN ME FACE.. OOH!"
"Lick it good, lick it good.. Lick that pflange just like you should," - a superior version to the vomit-inducing 'classic.'
