What is Phanker?
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Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.
Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.
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As coined by the characters Max and Paddy in 'Phoenix Nights'. An exclamation of satisfaction or after a point well made.
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confused or bewildered.
"Them crazy sons of bitches done gone and flummoxed us!!
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