What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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Random Words:
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To go downstairs on a girl when she's on the rag. (White people definition:to perform oral sex on a menstrating female)
That bitch..
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Black people with extremely fair complexions (because they're so HIGH yellow it's like they're in orbit around the earth)..
