What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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The act of smearing your bean bag with peanut butter and having your special little dog friend lick them clean.
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A crisp and delightful cocktail made up of a simple blend of Grey Goose L'Orange and 7-up.
Silvia: "Hey Bartender Sam - I&ap..
