What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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An exclamation when you see someone of particular ugliness.
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A total end of the line swear. For those with more guts, the word bollocks can be exchanged for the 'c' word. fuck shit wank..