What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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