What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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tiny little speakers generally connected to ones ears.
man my headphones broke how am i gonna listen to my emo? *cries*
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Wrapping your testicles in a cloth (usually cold and wet) to provide comfort on hot days.
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While fucking someone from behind slide you thumbs into the asshole in front of you. Spread your hands out and hook your thumbs. This wi..
