What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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Synonymous with douche bag; can also refer to the male hair style of cow-licked bangs with pomade (flipped up).
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Someone who is obsessed with their hair even though it looks like someone who had corn for breakfast took a huge dump on his head.
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