What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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when done having anal sex, the dude pulls out his penis and wipes it around his partners eye, thus the dirty monocle is born!
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When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.
Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)
Dad: Hey son, could I...
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~Noun
1. Idiot, fool, imbecile.
2. Used in the same stride as 'bitch,' 'asshole,' 'dumbass,' 'dumbf..
