What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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an invisible creature that lives in belly buttons. It roams
while people are dressed and makes nests in the belly button with excess
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the anus, or ass. May also refer to the general area of the anus and rectum.
I am going to kick you in the stinkpurse.
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