What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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Not being able to take a shit in front of other people. Similar to being bladder shy, only with taking a shit.
I needed to shit so bad ..
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when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur balls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you butthole
Im sore from the unicy..
