What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.
"I had to get..
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A man with an old fashioned curly mustache!
Jamie from myth-busters. A-lot of god runners in Gangs of New York. A Man with a big mustac..
