What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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a profuse spewing of bombastic conservative opinion that is delivered in short angry bursts in a soliloquy format. Especially that resem..
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The same ugly hair style every girl has when returning from a tropical destination.
That chick must have just gotten back from Dominica..
