What is Phantom Bandito?
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A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
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The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).
It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.
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a very painful kick to the nuts
Aww that bitch just got shkamablablahed!..
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Something that nobody wants.
Not even homeless people.
Especially not homeless people.
"HEY EVERYONE HOLD ON JUST A SECOND LET ..
