What is Phantom Blumper?
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When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...
Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...
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A chick with poor posture tucking her muffin-top in by pulling her jeans up too high.
"you know that bitch has a muffin top, tucki..
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A Friar Tuck is the result of a large man or woman sitting on a dirty toilet. The excess skin will encompass the toilet rim picking up ..