What is Phantom Blumper?
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When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...
Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...
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The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.
Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, i..
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When going down on a girl with a hairy vag grab two handfuls of pubes twist them around your hands and head-butt said hairy vag!
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