What is Phantom Blumper?
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When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...
Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...
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The act of killing a newborn within twenty-four hours of its life. Though rare, it is more common among mothers than fathers.
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