What is Phantom Bugler?
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Like its cousin the rusty trombone, it is when a guy is eating out a girl's asshole and uses three fingers on her in the front, resembling the playing of a bugle.
Dude I totally gave your sister a phantom bugler before you got home.
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Little bugs in and around the snatch. As in, crotch critters.
I was gonna go down on her, but when I dropped the panties, the snatchig..