Phanturd

What is Phanturd?

-Phantom Turd

When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.

He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.

See ghost poo, phantom turd, poodini, poo, turd

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