Pharrell Williams

What is Pharrell Williams?


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The man i fuck every night, the man i would do anything for, the man who i would do anything for, the man who CONTINUES to bring out the magical beats and lyrics, the man who couldn't do it without chad hugo, the ONLY man who still looks foin ina polo shirt, the only hot skater guy, the modest guy, the man who knows he can't sing, the man who married me, the man who won't sell out, the music man, the most brilliant man alive, the sexiest man alive, the most unique man alive, one of the most daring men alive, the nerd man that i love, cherish, and hail, the man with the sexiest eyes, MY MAN!!!!!!!

God: "How many times have you fucked zoesha pharrell?"

Pharrell: "Just a couple times."

God: "i think you need to how a lil more love than that!"

Who's the shit? PHARRELL WILLIAMS!!!!


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