Phastig

What is Phastig?

The uknown organ in your body thought to be a myth but recently discovered in a few x-rays by scientists located behind your liver.

Aw man my anus is bleeding, I wonder if my Phastig is infected.

207

1. a boner-its 207 because there is 206 bones in your body and when a guy gets a boner its like there is another bone,so that makes 207 he..

Bobby Charlton

1. The singular hair you often find resting across the purple end of your penis, usually noticed when pissing. Reminiscent of the comb-over..

Gnerple

1. The sound a gnome makes when surpised. If someone comes up and slaps you right in the FACE, you would say: Gnerple!..

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