Phil Crawford

What is Phil Crawford?


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When you're mumbling to yourself and nobody's listening... and nobody cares... you've just pulled a phil crawford

phil crawford: "...so I'm considering calling the Suicide Hotline... you know what I mean?"

all: "What did you say? Come again?"

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