Phil Greenwald

What is Phil Greenwald?


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Adj. V. N. - A New Yorker that spends most of his time dreaming about CT. He is obsessed with Billy Joel, Wicked, and Fleetwood Mac.

He spends his spare time: Pranking people, writing music, getting into other peoples business, and locking people in closets.

Phil: LEEEEEEAH PLEASE DONT YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE?

Me: shut up Phil Greenwald

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