Phil Greenwald

What is Phil Greenwald?

Adj. V. N. - A New Yorker that spends most of his time dreaming about CT. He is obsessed with Billy Joel, Wicked, and Fleetwood Mac.

He spends his spare time: Pranking people, writing music, getting into other peoples business, and locking people in closets.

Phil: LEEEEEEAH PLEASE DONT YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE?

Me: shut up Phil Greenwald

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Pie Porn

1. Someone that has sex with alot of pies. Man1: dude i totally had sex with a pi last night Man2: Another one dude thats like 10 this we..

Jewbsticles

1. Jewish mans testicles. Originaly this joke created the word Jewbs, Q: "What do you call a Jewish womans boobs?" A: "Jewbs..

Knibb

1. To fondle children. Meagh, I Knibbed him. Only 8 he was. See spunko..

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