Phil Greenwald

What is Phil Greenwald?

Adj. V. N. - A New Yorker that spends most of his time dreaming about CT. He is obsessed with Billy Joel, Wicked, and Fleetwood Mac.

He spends his spare time: Pranking people, writing music, getting into other peoples business, and locking people in closets.

Phil: LEEEEEEAH PLEASE DONT YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE?

Me: shut up Phil Greenwald

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Hung Like A Squirrel

1. To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis. Yo dawg you are so small you are hung..

Road Muff

1. the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon! ..

False Assvertising

1. when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive..

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