What is Phil Mitchell?
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Bald, potato-like character in the popular soap Eastenders. Not to be confused with any members of Right Said Fred. Punches someone at least once in every episode, avoids jail purely because he is better than Ian Beale at everything.
Has a brother called Grant who looks mildly like a homosexual potato.
Phil Mitchell looks like a potato
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A rather severe yeast infection.
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Rolling
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Did you see ND and C7 make out last night?
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1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree
You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. ..
