What is Phil Mitchell?
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Bald, potato-like character in the popular soap Eastenders. Not to be confused with any members of Right Said Fred. Punches someone at least once in every episode, avoids jail purely because he is better than Ian Beale at everything.
Has a brother called Grant who looks mildly like a homosexual potato.
Phil Mitchell looks like a potato
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