What is Philidelphia Pinecone?


1.

When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.

Jane: "John, not so rough."

John: "I'll show you rough."

*inserts pinecone*

Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"

John: "You'll see."

*drop kicks pinecone*

Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"

John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue ballsnow!!!

Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"

John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."

See pine, cone, philidelphia, pain, bleeding


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