Phillips Academy

What is Phillips Academy?


1.

A co-ed preparatory school for boarding and day students in grades 9-12, located in Andover, MA.

Campus size: 500 acres

Avg SAT: 2008

Endowment size: $820 million

Yearly tuition (boarding students): $39,100

Pops: Sorry honey, tell Madison his father has to stay at the office real late. Oh, and tell Consuela she has to take him to Kumon tonight.

Mother: Well Clive, I why don't we just send the boy to Phillips Academy. I don't want to keep on making Consuela stay late. She already complained to me about his tantrums and his spoiled behaviour. I am not going let that little fucker drive her to quit- I need my personal time Clive! I need that woman!

Pops: Alright I'll call Henry and see if I can pull some strings. And check with the SSAT tutors and tell them we'll pay whatever they want to put him to the soonest slot.

See phillips academy, andover, pa, george bush, prep school

2.

A High School in Andover Massachusetts. Nick name being "cat boners". All the kids tha go there are rich and assholes. They think they're the coolest kids alive. Oh did i mention they are HUGE CAT BONERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cat Boner, one who bones cats in Phillips Academy

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