Phlegmate Edit Meaning

1. A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of..

1. Known as Flash, Floosh, and some other names we don't have rights to mention here. Has an obsession with genitals, mothers, pokemon..

1. A pejorative name for the Eurovision Song Contest, suggesting that the contest is long and unexciting, and is thus a test of one's ..