What is Phlong?
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a German delicacy made of Jack and Jill's first condom, a zebras left testicle, 1lb of Marijuana, Jose Cuervo, a Amish mans beard, foot fungus, and a 90 year old transvestites penis
"Hey Rick i just ate some phlong", "WTF is wrong with you?"
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A vagina used in the same sense as calling someone a
John: Why is Dave being such a phlong today?
Tom: No idea maybe he's got some sand in his phlong.
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