Phonetertubes

What is Phonetertubes?

Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and " intertubes"

"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"

"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."

See tubes, intertubes, internet, cell, interweb

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