Phoney Boney

What is Phoney Boney?


1.

The fold near one's crotch made by a pair of jeans or shorts that looks like a boner.

Kathryn told me to check out how excited Brian was that the Olympic women's gymnastics was on, but after Jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.

See fake, boner, phoney, boney, jeans


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