Phoney Phoning

What is Phoney Phoning?

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.

1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?

person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.

See phone fag

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