What is Phony Pony?
1.
Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.
"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."
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Description of someone wearing a fake hair weave that looks unusally long for that person.
Long fake hair that looks as if it came off a horse's tail, and used as hair weaves, etc.
That ain't her hair, she's a phony pony!
3.
A V6 Mustang made to look like a Mustang GT or a Cobra, a Mustang GT made to look like a Cobra!
I tried to go race that Mustang, but it turns out it's just a phony pony.
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A list of (usually five) people (usually celebrities) who you deem so attractive that you would go out of your way to lick them.
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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
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