What is Phonytail?
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a male hairstyle, popular among computer programmers and fantasy role-playing game enthusiasts, in which hair on the back of the head is held together by a hair tie, forming a small and pathetic pseudo-ponytail
Though head developer Jeff, who referred to himself as Zorgoth, wore his hair in a greasy little phonytail, he imagined it to be a glorious lion's mane that required taming in the workplace.
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Sideburns (often gross ones) that a man grows while participating in No-Shave November.
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adj: Describing a body as that of a rig. Play on the term 'Regulatory Body', but in a complimentary context.
"The head o..