What is Phtholognyrrh?
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A name commonly used among ex-soviets yearning to go back to the Mother Land.
Phtholognyrrh - Take the phth from phthisic for the T, olo from colonel for the ur, the gn from gnat for the n, and yrrh from myrrh for the er. That's Turner.
*man wearing an ushanka walks by two *
"He is, like, SUCH a phtholognyrrh. It's like, not even funny!"
"Like, omigod! I was, like, just thinking the same, like, thing!"
"
both Coooool..."
