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The act of masterbation.
I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.
See jerking off..
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Eyebrows that make peoplelook angry, when actually, they are sadand lonly.
I better put on my angy eybrows for this one. Now I must cut..
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A father who gets completely covered in snow while using the snowblower.
Tim became the Abominable Snow Daddy after spending 2 hours cl..