Piano Key Rampage

What is Piano Key Rampage?

1.

After dropping a piano 3 stories from a building on to a hobo, one must collect all 88 keys into a zip lock bag. After returning into the house hold, Another must take all 88 keys and ram them into your ass, after seeing how many you can fit in the ass, its the others turn. Who ever can fit the most keys up their ass wins. The winner gets to punch the loser in the stomach until they blow chunks all over the dead hobo. The loser must also eat the hobo's giblets (see watery giblets), while being pissed on by a dog.

Wow! i heard emily and jimmy practice the Piano key Rampage every night! I guess she always loses! No wonder shes a fat whore!

See piano, keys, rampage, hobo, vomit, giblets, piss, dog, stomach, dead, ass, punch
58

Random Words:

Howling Tree Monkey
1. Required items: Male Female Table The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short eno..
Read more
Blankey
1. A childish term for a blanket, sometimes used between lovers in their baby talk but more often used in communication between a parent an..
Read more
Maypo
1. Maypo is a term for a video gamer who while playing multi-player games where one team opposes another in simulated warfare/combat, camps..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free