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When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.
I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the ba..
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1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off w..
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the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really s..