What is Picasso?
1.
During oral sex given by a woman to a man.
At the moment of climax, the man pulls his penis from his partners mouth and, using his penis like a paintbrush, expresses himself all over the woman's face.
I got an idea when Mary was sucking my dick so I gave her a picasso. Turned out nice.
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When a person, male or female appears to be attractive from far away but up close its all fucked up.
"WOW! That guy is a Picasso."
"I can't tell, I think she's a Picasso."
"THAT'S A REAL PICASSO!"
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3.
A typically negative term describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they do not look how you expected them to look. (a variation of
I thought that guy standing at the bar was really hot but when he turned around, he was a total Picasso.
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4.
The MIA secret 5th ninja turtle. Picasso resembles a sort of retarded sea turtle with one limp flipper. His primary ninja weapon is a hammer.
Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, and Picasso
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5.
sexiest man alive in the 20th century
I wish I was a Picasso.
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6.
Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.
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'That bird mings, what a Picasso'
or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'
e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders
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A negative tem referring describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they are not what you expected. (a variation on
I thought that guy standing at the bar looked really hot but when he turned around... complete Picasso.
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