What is Pidgeoning?
1.
The act of inserting a pidgeon in some-one else's anus, used as an act of retaliation, a proposition, a statement or a question.
A Statement: "David is a dirty pidgeoner"
A Threat: "If you don't stop looking at me I'll give you a good pidgeoning"
A proposition: "If you go get the lube I'll let you do the pidgeoning"
A question: "Would you like a sandwich or would you rather I stuck this pidgeon up your arse?"
2.
The act of
"Haha, Tim's asleep, shall I pidgeon him?!"
