Pidgeoning

What is Pidgeoning?


1.

The act of inserting a pidgeon in some-one else's anus, used as an act of retaliation, a proposition, a statement or a question.

A Statement: "David is a dirty pidgeoner"

A Threat: "If you don't stop looking at me I'll give you a good pidgeoning"

A proposition: "If you go get the lube I'll let you do the pidgeoning"

A question: "Would you like a sandwich or would you rather I stuck this pidgeon up your arse?"

2.

The act of seagulling, but defecating upon the victim at the same time. (usually done whilst the victim is asleep)

"Haha, Tim's asleep, shall I pidgeon him?!"


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