What is Pie?
1.
1. A food item consisting of a fruit buried under a crust and baked in an oven. Served in slices. Very popular at parties.
2. A word that can be used to answer any question known to man, and can be an excuse if you do not know the answer to the question.
3. A random word to shout for no particular reason at all. Great in moments of silence.
1. Mary baked me a cherry pie. How sweet.
2. What's the answer to number 1?
uhh . . . pie?
3. PIE!!!
2.
A food given to us mortal beings by the Gods themselves. Usually consists of a circular pastry filled with anything from chocolate to blackbirds. Could be compared to a quiche with a pastry lid but quiches are for posh French people whereas pies are universally accepted by anyone. Can also be used as a weapon when thrown. Associated with fat people.
"I like pie and I cannot deny!"
"Give me that pie you fat fucker!"
"You fucking clown if you throw that pie at me I will shove those oversized boots up ur fucking ass!"
"Oi you fatty, cut down on the pies!"
3.
YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!
4.
A female, or female sex organ, as in "pussy pie".
Dude let's go get us some pie.
5.
The greatest edible entity currently known to man.
Ahh, I just had some pie. It was better than sex.
6.
Reference to female genitalia!
'dont be shy... show us ya pie!'
7.
The ruler of all things living and dead
guy: LOOK I GOTZ THE PIE!
other guy: OMFG PIE!
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