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Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.
Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobo..
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When a guy has inane, extended phone conversations with his girl instead of hanging out with the fellas.
Gregg: Yo, where's Luke, ..
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The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. A..