What is Pigwich?
1.
A bacon sandwich. Not to be confused with the term "pigwitch" which is a particular type of sorceress whose penchant for all things pig is evident in both their appearance and wizardly activities.
"Excuase me my good man, have you any brown sauce?"
"Indeed I do Sir but why do you need it?"
"My pigwich is dry, Sir, and I must moisten it else I will surely choke."
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