What is Pilf?
1.
Platapus I'd like to fuck.
"Do you see that platapus? Thats a fucking PILF!!!!"
2.
Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck
My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF
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3.
President I'd like to fuck.
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner of Argentina is a total PILF.
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4.
Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.
You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.
One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!
Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!
Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!
Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!
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5.
president id like to fuck.
Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.
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6.
Pizza I'd like to fuck.
Damn that pizza was bomb; PILF status.
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7.
Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck
When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.
"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."
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