Pimsy

What is Pimsy?


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short in stature, a german prepubescent boy.

strapping lad.

homoerotic flame thrower.

kidney shaped milk drinking pishmaknofian from minnesota flatlands.

rare species. specializes is laying on top of things.

particularly turned on by nylon wearing, derivative deriving femmetacular sweetheart.

prairie dog mutated into human orgasmatron.

fire crotch.

"Since Pimsy's ovaries are melting like pishsicles in the hot midwestern sun, we now resort to calling him scruffy."

"If hot was cold, a Pimsy would be colder than a witch tit in a brass bra."

"Go make me a pastrami sandwich bitch, you just rubber-banded my balls."- Pims

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