What is Pink Smelly Hammer?
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The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.
To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.
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To have anal sex.
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