Pirate Attack

What is Pirate Attack?


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When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

See sex, anal, poop chute pirate, ass gremlin, toilet, attack


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