What is Pirate Attack?
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When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)
"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."
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When having sex, just as the female reaches climax the man throws a plastic bag over her head and rides the simultaneous action of orgas..
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A swirly in an unflushed toilet.
After I took a ginormous dump, I gave that bitch a Vegas Apple Bob.
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