Pirate Attack

What is Pirate Attack?


1.

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

See sex, anal, poop chute pirate, ass gremlin, toilet, attack


36

Random Words:

1. hiccup doctor Since I moved here from Boulder, my hiccups have begun to turdify, thanks to the fact that my former resplendant singulto..
1. the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into..
1. Not the literal meaning of sound, that is to say, cool, very good etc. It is like reverse sexual innuendo. It means that you want to s..