What is Pirate Hooker?
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Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.
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a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen
Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers
"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."
"arrrr."
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(pir·ate-hook·er)
A female who frequently whores the male sex. This species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. Pirate Hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. For example, many Pirate Hookers will turn down the first half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. You can usually spot a Pirate Hooker smoking at your local McDondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of scum bags.
Dude #1: Hey man, did that chick ever call you back?
Dude #2: Nah bro, that chicks a pirate hooker
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A girl who will service a large group of men.
Normally called Fr0g
That girl was a getting all over.
I know. . . like a pirate hooker.
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A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.
Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..
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a stupid bitch...usually named brittany. and acts like a dirty slut.
"Brittany is a pirate hooker"
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a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty
Stacy Vann is such a Pirate Hooker!
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