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When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will..
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When You Get A Blowjob From A Cheap, Smelly, Whore For Only A Quarter.
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when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.
this morning in class, i..