Pity-jerk

What is Pity-jerk?

Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.

I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.

See pity sex, jerk off, masturbate, hand job

Portable Cheese Wallets

1. The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable. Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets? Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable G..

Reganing

1. Can Refer to one of Many Things- 1) Losing your virginity at 14 then buying it back off ebay off of a little Taiwanese man a year later..

Roger Clemens

1. A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite w..

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