Pity-jerk

What is Pity-jerk?

Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.

I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.

See pity sex, jerk off, masturbate, hand job

Jaehnig

1. A unit of measure, roughly equivalent to 5.9 feet. "That statue was at least 3 Jaehnigs tall." See jaehnig, awesome, unit, m..

An A?

1. antichrist for the benfit as a cuss or name calling "oi man aint he an A?" See antichrist, evil, harsh, cuss, unfair..

Kanx

1. The new kthx. Only hackers use it Hey chee sob on my knob kanx~ Your CAL o team blows kanx~ Get on my level ho kanx~ Talk to me when..

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