Pity-jerk

What is Pity-jerk?

Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.

I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.

See pity sex, jerk off, masturbate, hand job

Lazy Joker

1. Best buddy in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! Lazy Joker pwnz!..

Holds Chin

1. Only the best people can use this phrase - it was made up by some very speshpeople awww, loves it*holds chin*..

Vageegee

1. In short, a vagina (used by those too embaarassed to say the word "vagina"). My vageegee is growing moss! EEEEK! See Mirka ..

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