What is Pity-jerk?
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Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.
I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.
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The act of using human feces for lubrication for vaginal sex.
Bob: So, did you get some ass last night?
Tom: Oh God yeah, the chick ..
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When the mens room at your office building has not been cleaned for an amount of time that allows the rim of the urinal to collect pubic..
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Having the urge to either put testicles or small rubber balls into something
"WHOSE GOT SOMTHING FOR ME"
"I DO"
&..
