Pity-jerk

What is Pity-jerk?

Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.

I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.

See pity sex, jerk off, masturbate, hand job

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