What is Pity-jerk?
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Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.
I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.
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the type of drunk, where you are beyond drunk, but think you are not, and tend to attack your friends, and steel wheelbarrows.
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A mode of eating popularized by Eric Cartman highlighted by jamming food into the rectum and deficating out of the mouth instead of vice..
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Television broadcasted game results
Oh, oh, oh, laugh from your belly when checking the tally telly.
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