Pizza Shit

What is Pizza Shit?


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-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.

-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"

Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!

Dude 2: Why not?

Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!

Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!

See pizza, shit, poop, dr. pepper, diarrhea


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