Pizza Theory

What is Pizza Theory?

A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.

There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.

Guy 1: How was it?

Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.

See sex, pizza, food, hump

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