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1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
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A panic attack while wearing red leather.
Dave: Dude, the other day I had a harpolupcia while I was driving!
Dave's friend: gotta..
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A clever way of saying a person (usually male) is a big dick when parents or coworkers are within earshot.
Woman to BFF on phone: I wen..