What is Plainsboro, Nj?
1.
Used to be farm town where elsie the cow and the first ever milking machine, the town sold most of its farm land to developers and now plainsboro has become all developments, Grovers Mill where the war of the worlds happened is half way in the town border, P-Boro is where all the rich west windsor kids come to buy their drugs, west windsor snobs consider us the poor section of town because we have apartments, the only down fall of plainsboro is that it is the home of west windsor- plainsboro high school north
see the book Wierd NJ section on elsie the cow and war of the worlds
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2.
A town in central NJ where conformity, mediocrity and McMansions are prized above all else. Expect to be ostrocized if you do not:
-play soccer
-have blonde hilights
-relate to "The OC"
see also: 10th circle of hell
Typical day in Plainsboro: Wake up, spend 30 minutes straightening/gelling hair, go to school, remain in a cloud of insipidity for remainder of life.
