Plainville Handshake

What is Plainville Handshake?


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A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

See circle jerk, gay, bus, cheerleaders, semen, jacking off, sausage fest, sword fight


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