Plankton Edit Meaning

1.

Mr. Krabs' business rival on Spongebob Squarepants. He owns a shitbox restaurant called the Chum Bucket, where he makes secret evil plans to steal the Krabby Patty formula and therefore attract business. He always fails.

Plankton

"You'll never catch me, Mr. Krabs. I went to college!"

See spongebob, plankton, mr. krabs

2.

a small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bullshit at the moment

SpongebobSquarepants

You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken

See spongebob, plankton, bitch, annoying, small

3.

Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chavbitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.

Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.

"This place is full of plankton"

"Yeah, lets go"

4.

Person of little or no brains, an imbecile.

What a complete Plankton

5.

A person who bums everything and anything off of people. Also can be said instead of word bum.

hey can i plankton you ?

Dan Hegarty then gave me a stog.

See plankton, bum, scally, homeless, herb

6.

Money, green, dollars, that guap, wealth etc. etc. etc.

that shit you get to get that shit you gotta get

Yo son whats your deal...

you gotta get that plankton like them husky ass whale sharks... just open dat shit up and gobble gobble gobble GET THAT PLANKTON BITCH!

See money, guap, bills, stacks, green, benjamins

7.

someone who while claiming to play does not actually participate in extreme frizbee or other games but instead just stands there and only catches it if it goes for them

"dude hugh was such a plankton yesterday during frizbee"

"conor quit being a planton and go for it!"

See plankton, lame, conor, hugh, frizbee