Plant Brown Carrots

What is Plant Brown Carrots?

Funny way to describe bowel movements.

About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.

See take a dump, shit, crap, drop the kids off at the pool, drop a bomb, poop

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