Planting

What is Planting?


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The act of letting a log sit in the toilet long enough, so that when someone goes to flush it, it explodes into a crap hurricane, and releases a foul odour.

When you are planning to visit someone's home. Hold your bowels for as long as possible to form the largest log you can. When you get to the house, pick a good time to shiftily slip into the bathroom and lay it out. Don't flush the toilet! Try to keep people away from the toilet all night so the turd has time to sit. If it sits long enough, when someone finally goes to flush it, it will explode into a crap hurricane and release a foul odour.

He is planting, She likes planting, planting makes me happy

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