Plantowned

What is Plantowned?


1.

plant·own /ˈplan-tohn'/

–verb, -wn·ed, wn-d, -wn·z0rd.

1. When you ain't pickin' the cotton fast enough and the slave massa come to whoop ya (deriv. plantation+pwn)

2. When you slip on a banana in Mario Kart (deriv. plantain+pwn)

Origin: circa 1750; Southern Alabama. See pwn, plantain plantation

Ex. 1

Me: Let's play some beirut!

Justin: It's only playing if you had a chance.

Me: True, I am about to be plantowned like every ethnicity versus the white man.

Justin: n8b.

Ex. 2

Dan: Omg 1337 we gotz a banana in Mario Kart: Double Dash

John: Deploy back banana!

Other n8bs: Ahhh

Dan: Bitch you got plantOWNeD!

See mariokart, owned, plantain, pwned, plantation, n8b


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