What is Spiderpig?
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A pig that can (magically...*cough*) walk on walls and/or ceilings, much like an arachnid.
Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.
Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig.
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.
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Chavs who can afford Fred Perry, and live in ex-council houses, as opposed to council houses.
I think that about covers it, actually...