What is Plastic Tree?
1.
A Japanese rock band.
Most of the lyrics are depressing, to the point I'd consider the band emo, if you can consider Japanese bands that.
They're really great though, Ryuutaro's voice is full of emotion.
I really like the song mizuiro girlfriend by plastic tree.
"I get on a green coloured bicycle, take my friend's mouse
And la~lala~ hum a song I heard in a bookshop just before.
With the crayon map you drew, I searched for your house
But points are missing and the relative ratio is insane
I'm disgusted, whilst to my side, with its wire meshing, the white
Bus to the dump runs past again."
2.
A type of plant life that is used to manufacture plastic grocery bags. They once grew in great numbers in Iraq and Saudi Arabia.
I only had one item at the checkout, so I told the cashier to save a plastic tree and just took the receipt.
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3.
A homosexual band from the land of Nipponz.
Their vocalist, Ryuutarou, is known for hate crimes against drag queens and wanting to be a furry creature, and also Robert Smith, too.
Akira, the guitarist, is known for having some weird fetish for birds and consuming too much MSG.
Their bassist, Tadashi, is the crotchety old wise man of the group and is therefore the leader. He also has a fabulous mole.
No one really cares about Buchi because he's the drummer, but it's well known that he's COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY MARRIED. He and his husband live happily in Ryuutarou's laundry room.
Person 1: Have you heard of Plastic Tree?
Person 2: Like the Radiohead song?
Person 1: Sort of, except like fruitier.
"Ryuutarou of Plastic Tree is known to slap a ho."
"Plastic Tree does not approve of Mexicans."
"I listened to Plastic Tree the other day and ended up sitting under a table eating biscuits wtf."
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